Episode 10: Pearl Girl meets King Tony of the Wittle Chili Gnomes

Pearl Girl took a deep breath, swallowed, and put her hands on her hips. She forgot about the fact that she was even in Buttonville Park because she had insisted that she and the Giant Sparkly meet other button people for an open relationship. All that mattered was that the Giant Sparkly was MINE MINE … More Episode 10: Pearl Girl meets King Tony of the Wittle Chili Gnomes

Pearl Girl’s Weekly Borderline Breakdown

Pearl Girl loved the Giant Sparkly more than she had ever loved anything in her entire life. She watched television with he/she/it, took baths with he/she/it, sat out on her high rise condominium patio and watched sunsets with he/she/it. Pearl Girl especially liked to look at the pretty Giant Sparkly. Well, she liked to look … More Pearl Girl’s Weekly Borderline Breakdown

Button Fleas

From his button eyes inside his button head, Button Boy watched the button monkeys ride around on Skeletor’s giant purple panther. Button Boy guessed that the giant purple panther didn’t like the button monkeys riding him very much because he snatched one of them in his jaws and snapped down on it like it was … More Button Fleas